Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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