"it" just moved
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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