I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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