Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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