Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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