All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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