I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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