I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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