who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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