I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think my fart just growled at me.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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