so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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