it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
