Its about making memories worth repressing
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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