I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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