Say something about gay babies.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Are my feet made of real feet?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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