I'm lost and stupid without you.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
