what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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