Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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