i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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