Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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