im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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