Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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