you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
He did a backflip because drugs
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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