talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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