I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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