god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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