I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Randomize
