1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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