This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
