Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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