the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
