It's Friday. Sex?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
