So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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