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I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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