BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Ladies don't puke and tell
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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