Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
where am i from again
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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