Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
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