Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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