True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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