I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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