I feel like I'm in dance class right now
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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