I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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