why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Just fell off a train. Bad.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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