I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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