Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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