Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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