at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I just want to make out with him forever
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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