Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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