The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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