No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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